Well, there you have it. Not guilty on all 10 counts, lessers and all. The first commentary I heard on radio after the live verdict reading was, “I can’t believe it. The sonavabitch got away with it all.” There was apparently some lady fan outside the courthouse with 10 doves and every time there’d be a ‘not guilty’ read, she’d release one dove. All 10 doves are, as I type, circulating happily over the courthouse, probably pooping on the cheering and crying fans. “So what would she have done if there were ‘guilty’s? Kill a dove?” asked the bitter radio DJ, who apparently lost a bet to his co-DJs now that MJ is acquitted of all charges.