Before I logged onto the computer, I spent more than half an hour wiping the mini-blinds in my upstairs restroom. It was an amazingly pain-in-the-arse job, but I really wanted each blade clean. So I see my horoscope after I log on and it says for today:

Today’s Forecast
Taking care of your prized possessions will be foremost on your mind now. That goes for your car, your clothes and gifts you’ve received. Just don’t forget about the people in your life who may also feel ‘broken.’

The Bottom Line
You are really happy. You laugh loudly! You stand proudly! You are just right!

In Detail
You’ll end up washing, waxing and buffing out your vehicle in the driveway now — and doing it for a good long time, too. You may also spend hours replacing buttons or meticulously wielding Krazy Glue to repair a broken ceramic wing or tail. No matter what it is, you’ll put all your attention into it. Just be sure to save a teeny bit of time for the one who loves you — who might also feel the need for a bit of your attention.

All right — who needs me?