New on list of things to do:

Make a sandwich board that says “If you’re frustrating and annoying and pig-headed and have victim’s complex, leave me the hell alone.”

And even as I know this, I’m about to drive myself into perhaps a regrettable mistake. Oh well, what else is new? I spent like 15 minutes in a hot spa at the gym today letting the jets pound the knots from my back. Why not put some more back in?