It can’t only be me who thinks it’s wrong to secure a date for the oncoming weekend with the expectation of breaking up with your significant other by then. What if the new person said yes and it turns out, the breakup doesn’t happen? From my experience, a breakup is rarely as simple as the compound word suggests. It’s more like a gruelingpainfulelogonatedargumentendingingrudgesandtearsandpsychosis-untilonepartymeetssomebodyelse.