I just came back from shopping and dinner with my girl friend Sandy.

Why would anyone wear panties that have a big (3-inch diameter) puffy fabric flower sewn on the front right side of the panties? Those flowers are bad enough when sewn onto the upper corners of skirts, or the strap of a camisole, cuz it looks cheap and cheesy, like you cut some large silk flower off an artificial floral arrangement and stuck it on your clothes. But on underwear? What would that look like underneath your clothes? “Hi, I have a tumor on my abdomen.” “Hi, my right ovary is a bit swollen.” “Well, lookit that! My fetus moved!” WTF.