How bored does someone have to be to drink the remainder of a bottle of cough syrup? By remainder, I mean roughly 2.5 tablespoons (7.5 teaspoons). I’ve decided I need to cut back on alcohol, since I don’t like the way my stomach is starting to look. Not that I drink much. So maybe it’s all in my head that the 3 drinks I had this week are sitting on my stomach. I wonder how many calories are in cough syrup.

Man, I’m losing it. I think it’s cabin fever. As soon as my load is out of the dryer I’m hittin’ the gym.