Tue 9 Aug 2005
I was talking to a friend earlier, and he told me about the death of some guy who had a beastiality fetish. The guy apparently went up to some farm that caters to beastiality fetishes and he was being screwed in the butt by a horse, and because horses are really well hung, he ended up with a ruptured colon and had to be rushed to the emergency room, where he died from its complications.
But when my friend told this to me, he didn’t say that the guy went up to a beastiality fetish place. He just said the guy went to a farm and got screwed in the ass by a horse and that gave him a ruptured colon. So I was really confused, and I asked, “Wait, how did the horse get his clothes off?”
He said, “No, you ‘tard! It’s a beastiality farm! The guy went there TO get screwed by a horse. A horse didn’t come up to him and say, ‘Hey, how you doin’? Can I buy you a carrot?’ ”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’m STILL laughing at that mental picture, and this conversation was over an hour ago! You know how sometimes something someone says just hits your funny bone and every time you think about it for the next year, you bust up? I can’t stop laughing! I re-read what I wrote and I laugh! HAHAHAHAHA! Omg, I’m sweating, I’m laughing so hard! *gasp gasp* *tear falls*
1a. I can’t believe there is such thing as a beastiality farm.
1b. How much could someone charge you to have their horse screw you in the butt… $5? $20? 1c. How did this guy find out about the beastiality farm… from their friend? “Hey, a horse screwed me in the butt last week… you should try it.”
2. I don’t think the entire ordeal lasted very long… i.e. the horse screwed you for 30 minutes before you realized your colon was ruptured.
3. I can’t imagine the horse getting turned on by a guy’s butt.
4. Was this a small horse or was the guy on a stool?
Sorry… none of this makes any sense and I’m just a very analytical person.
I was thinking maybe the story was a joke, as perhaps Vicky feels too.
If it’s real, I think it might be that he had a fetish for horse penis, but maybe he never encountered one SO large before.
Horse’s probably don’t get turned on by a horse’s butt, but there are horses that will insert it’s genitals into a human ass. I’m sad to say this, but I’ve run across a video of this before… don’t ask. NO IT WASN’T INTENTIONAL, THOUGH. Gah, I’ve said too much.
You guys! HAHAHA!
I’m not vouching for the integrity of the story. It was told to me second-hand, and my friend who’d heard the story got wind of it as it was relayed by an anonymous caller to a talk radio show host. The caller, as I understand it, was responding to the topic of beastiality and was referring to the death of his coworker.
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