I was talking to a friend earlier, and he told me about the death of some guy who had a beastiality fetish. The guy apparently went up to some farm that caters to beastiality fetishes and he was being screwed in the butt by a horse, and because horses are really well hung, he ended up with a ruptured colon and had to be rushed to the emergency room, where he died from its complications.

But when my friend told this to me, he didn’t say that the guy went up to a beastiality fetish place. He just said the guy went to a farm and got screwed in the ass by a horse and that gave him a ruptured colon. So I was really confused, and I asked, “Wait, how did the horse get his clothes off?”

He said, “No, you ‘tard! It’s a beastiality farm! The guy went there TO get screwed by a horse. A horse didn’t come up to him and say, ‘Hey, how you doin’? Can I buy you a carrot?’ ”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’m STILL laughing at that mental picture, and this conversation was over an hour ago! You know how sometimes something someone says just hits your funny bone and every time you think about it for the next year, you bust up? I can’t stop laughing! I re-read what I wrote and I laugh! HAHAHAHAHA! Omg, I’m sweating, I’m laughing so hard! *gasp gasp* *tear falls*