…Harry Potter.

I had no interest in reading the books nor in watching the movies, simply because the series was so overhyped and it seems like every kid, young adult, and most of my peers are under the Harry Potter spell. I even walked by the living room once when visiting my parents and they were watching some Harry Potter movies. And not even subtitled versions! I typically avoid trendy stuff in general (with the exception of Cancun, but boy, am I glad I went when I did given the weather-beaten town now).

So imagine my consternation when Mr. W and another one of his close friends (whom I’m also familiar with) jumped in on me about how they’re going to watch the new Harry Potter movie when it comes out and they’re so excited and the books were so great and they’re planning a big group to go and stand early in line, etc. I politely turned down their invitation to go along, explaining that I couldn’t possibly watch the movie because I hadn’t read the books and hadn’t seen the prior movies so I wouldn’t be able to understand what was going on. Mr. W’s solution? “Well, I guess you’ll just have to come over to my house and watch the first 3 movies and catch up.”

I watched all 3 movies last week.

I’m hooked.

Harry Potter is SO much better than Lord of the Rings. Karen was right. Those LOTR dwarfs were retarded to be walking around, tripping and starving and freezing and victimized by various magical things when they had Gandalf as their friend and mystical flying animals in their realm. If Harry Potter were in charge of getting rid of the ring, he would’ve flown on a broomstick over the volcano and done it already, or ridden a dragon, or ANYTHING. It woudn’t have taken 3 DVDs of 3 hours in length each. (This is how little I care about LOTR. I bought the first 2 DVDs, slept thru them, loaned them to William and Raquel, haven’t seen them since, and I don’t even care to find out if the couple still has them or whether they returned the DVDs to my ex, who never returned them to me.)

I’ve been walking around for a few days in a sort of confused Harry Potter haze, avoiding knobby-limbed trees in case it decided to “wump” me to death, hearing the buzz of an insect fly past my ear and thinking it’s the Golden Snitch and where the hell are the Seekers to snatch it and win the Quidditch game…

Yeah, I’ll be watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire when it’s released on November 18, 2005.