IM conversation just now between Wilco and me:

Me (1:28:51 AM): for hors d’oveures we had fondue.
Me (1:28:54 AM): so of course I thought of you.
Me (1:29:03 AM): actually, I talked about you, too.
wilco (1:29:13 AM): oh yeah?
wilco (1:29:17 AM): i’m having fondue tomorrow
wilco (1:29:22 AM): i invited jimmy and sabrina over
Me (1:29:35 AM): I said that my friend made up a punishment for the person who dropped the food item into the fondue pot, i.e. you have to kiss the person to your left.
Me (1:29:49 AM): to which the sister of the hostess said, “I think Cindy just wants a kiss.”
Me (1:29:59 AM): so the lesbian to my right (who actually did drop something into the pot) turned and kissed me.
Me (1:30:04 AM): maybe I should blog that.
wilco (1:30:07 AM): hahaha
wilco (1:30:15 AM): it’s a real rule!
Me (1:30:23 AM): no one’s heard of it.
wilco (1:32:27 AM): http://familyfun.go.com/recipes/family/feature/famf129fondue/famf129fondue5.html
wilco (1:32:59 AM): that is a disney web site
wilco (1:33:04 AM): so it HAS to be true
Me (1:33:08 AM): omg.
Me (1:33:11 AM): okay, i’ll add that into the blog entry.

And you guys thought fondue was just a high-fallutin’ Swiss food.