I just watched Aeon Flux, a futuristic post-apocalyptic movie which is a cross between The Matrix and The Island of Dr. Moreau and Stargate. It was very interesting, and for such a complex storyline, it was told and unraveled very cohesively. Extremely entertaining, full of action, special effect, fantasy, morality/humanity issues, even romance. On top of it all, there are few things I like better in a movie than a hot girl kicking ass. Except for maybe a Jennifer Aniston movie.

What’m I doing at 2:40p blogging today? I’ve got Margaret Cho’s album “The Notorious C.H.O.” blasting next to me so I can drown out the sound of USC running all over UCLA right now, 17-0. USC just finished scoring on us again, and in the following kickoff return, a UCLA player catches the ball, takes a few running steps forward…and falls flat on his face, literally. The ball is dropped and USC grabs it. Instantly upon this occurring, my cell phone rings. My jujitsu instructor is calling to harass me.

Yeah, so hot chicks kickin’ ass. Thus the beauty of Catherine Zeta-Jones in Zorro; Kate Beckinsale in Underworld; Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore in Charlie’s Angels; Jennifer Garner in Elektra. It’s very inspiring. Charlize Theron even executed a defensive take-down combination that was nearly identical to something I’d learned recently in jujitsu. Movies like these make me wish I were thinner and could pull off latex.