I was helping Mr. W’s daughter with her math homework yesterday, and I use the word “helping” very, very loosely. People who know me know I avoid math whenever possible, and in college, I’d taken anything that would fulfill the same credit requirement that math would — geology, pollution & atmospheric sciences, accounting, oceanography — to avoid taking a math class. (I must’ve been out of my mind to take AP Calculus my senior year in high school.)

My brain froze on this equation:
A train leaves the station traveling 45 kilometers per hour going east. 3 hours later, a second train leaves the same station and travels east on a parallel track at 68 kilometers per hour. How long would it take the second train to catch up to the first train?

WHO REMEMBERS HOW TO DO THAT?! I mean, I could probably do it the dummy way and make a chart of “hour 1, train 1 is this far away. hour 2…” and then do another series for train 2 and wait for the numbers to coincide. But apparently this is a distance = rate X time algebraic equation set-up thing.

BLEAH! *vomit*