Thu 8 Dec 2005
I was encouraged to start snowboarding last nite in a phone conversation, and I thought I’d check my goals list to see if it’s on my list.
GACK! I just reviewed the goals I set for myself before I turn 30 and I’ve done ONE THING off the list! The motorcycle thing is pretty much out the window. I’m not gonna have time to learn to surf in before my birthday (it’s too cold to get in the ocean), I don’t have vacation in warm weather to stay at a bed-and-breakfast in the Niagara Peninsula, and altho San Diego is only a couple hours’ drive away, I haven’t stayed at the Hotel del Coronado there!
And then I looked at my local goals, and we’ve only hit 2/5 food places, 1/4 places to visit!
Life’s passing me by again! Time to start kickin’ my ass. If I did New Year’s Resolutions I’d put them on that.
Ok when I get back out there I am dragging you to a mountain, crying and and screaming, if I have to. And I don’t want to hear any weak ass excuses about unnatural posture and other such booty. As far as the surfing thing goes, you have a whole 6 months to try out surfing, plus there are wet suits out there which will insulate you pretty well, and if that doesn’t do the trick, just urinate in the wet suit, nothing like your own hot pee circulating around your skin. Ok I joke on the last one, but apparently that is what you are supposed to do if it gets too cold, of course I have never done that, but you could add that to your list.
Let’s see…the next time you’re in California would be over Christmas weekend, and…OH DARN, I’m gonna be out of town! (Whew, skated by that threat.)
Who puts “pee in wet suit” on a goals-before-30 list?!
Dont worry I am sure I can fit you into my busy schedule, i sure I will be in LA plenty of times before the snow melts
I could bring the topic home full-circle and tie all the ends together by making some comment about making the snow melt faster before you get back to CA by peeing on it…but I’m not that crass.
Even in yuor pre menstrual phase, I doubt you could produce enough pee to melt all the snow in california
I didn’t know being pre-menstrual has anything to do with kidney function or urine production. In any case, if I could get high enough over the mountains, i.e. by helicopter, and spray real evenly, I probably could.