The first thing that made me crack a smile all day. I was going thru my old, old emails and came across this text message my friend (I won’t disclose who) had discreetly tapped out and sent me to my email acct while on a blind date.

“I am here- about to cry- I think he had down syndrome as a kid. How thw fuck did he manage to finish Boalt? WAaaaaahhhhh.”

Ah, the good old days when we were single and could just turn down potentials and never look back. (BTW, “Boalt” is UC Berkeley’s school of law.)