My childhood friend Vicky forwarded me an advertisement email she got, with her hilarious facetious comment:

Every girl’s Valentine’s Day dream… diamonds from K-Mart!

—-Original Message Follows—-
From: “Kmart”
Reply-To: “Kmart”
To: vicky
Subject: Kmart: 70% Off Diamonds & Gemstones PLUS Free Shipping!
Date: Fri, 3 Feb 2006 15:54:20 -0000

Express What Words Can’t
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Gemstones. Make the Most of Incredible Savings, and Show your Valentine
how you Feel. Your Search for the Perfect Valentine’s Day Gift is over,
so Hurry Now and Shop!

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