Here are some photos that I’ve uploaded. There’ll be more to come later. Unless I get lazy. Which is a high likelihood. Rest your mouse pointer over the photos for a caption.

JAMAICA, MON!
Rivertubing at White River.
Yeah, I know what you're all thinking about that paddle, you perverts.
My eye! My eye!
I never knew that in Jamaica, people drove on the left side of the street and the driver of a vehicle sits on the right side of the car. Our excursion guide said, “In Jamaica, the left side is the right side. And the right side…is suicide.”
Here, snorkeling at a reef off of a beach in Ocho Rios, Jamaica.
I confess: I got seasick about half an hour into snorkeling. This is before that, of course. I didn't throw up into my snorkel or anything.

ON THE SHIP!
As many of you know, a signature of major ocean cruiseships is the different animals your cabin steward makes out of your bath towels and hides in your room daily. Here’s a bunny we found after coming back from a formal dinner.
The bunny's imitating me.
Windblown on the Lido Deck.
Remember how I tried to give you women out there a nice shot of a hot guy across the bar from me when I was in San Francisco but couldn’t get a good enough picture? Well, here he is again, at the ship’s center Atrium, completely unaware that I was taking this picture. I think he should be flattered.
Armani cologne model. This proves I'm a great photographer. Haha.
This is one of those ship portraits that I was talking about. We walked by after our formal dinner and they waved us over and posed us.
just me.