Thu 13 Apr 2006
The pressure in here is actually making me shaky. I feel like a child tiptoeing around a parent who you know is a hairline away from ripping his belt off and whipping you to welts. Anything I do or say, or anything anyone does or says, may trigger the finely-tuned trip wire and everything will blow up. I’m trying to (very quietly and gingerly) mediate the situation and defuse the bomb, but I keep hitting dead ends. Meanwhile the ticking’s getting louder…
Sometimes I can read right in between your lines and other times you need to send me a telegram. (and if you ever do, make the messenger a hot hot hottie)
I’ll send a singing dancing stripping Calvin Klein underwear model to deliver the telegram. A la Markie Mark and Antonio Sabato, Jr.
It was a scary rough work-day.