Mon 16 Oct 2006
I Have No Maternal Instincts…
Posted by cindy under Cilly Stuff , Mental States at 11:20 am[10] Comments
…because I think this is HILARIOUS. My friend Erin, who recently gave birth to her second kid, was emailing me about the hypothetical if Mr. W and I had a kid. With her permission:
Erin: “Yeah Ba [her dad] was 48 when he had my brother and 50 when he had me. It’s really not such a bad thing to have an older parent. The best part is because this would be his second time around there are a lot of things that he would be prepared for mentally so while you would freak out about stuff (because it’s your first time) he’d be able to put you back at ease (like when your kid rolls off the bed…Patrick [her husband] had implied I was a bad mom when it happened to me until it happened to him…). Biracial Asian kids get the best of both worlds, they have more of an olive complexion (so they won’t burn quite as easily as the white kids) with bigger eyes.”
Me: “kids roll off beds? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
Erin: “yeah usually it happens when they’re asleep and then they just roll right off. It kind of sucks when it’s yours though.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hey, I was one of those kids that rolled off the bed. It was off of the top bunk-bed. It sucked! My arm was sprained and I wore a snoopy sling for a day or two.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I’m sorry, it’s not funny, but the Snoopy sling image hit my funny bone.
I wore that Snoopy sling proudly! WHen you are milking it, it works wonders. I got ice cream and a barbie. Oh to be a kid again!
Just fall off your bed now and milk it to your fiance.
Oh, and ask for the Crystal Jubilee Barbie. She’s beautiful. It’s a collector’s item with an ice blue dress sprayed with Swarovski crystals. I’d really, really wanted it when I was like 21, sort of an adult’s Barbie, but couldn’t fork out the $300. I’m sure she’s even more expensive now. 🙁
I had a comment all typed out and your freaking security code messed it all up!!
So I’m not going to tell you (again) how I think I was dropped on my head as an infant….and all the reasons why.
hmmph.
Oh, come on! It’s not MY fault you typed the security code wrong! So why do you think you were dropped on your head? Do you have a sloping flat spot on one side of your skull?
Aw, a Snoopy sling sounds adorable.
I’ve actually never seen a cartoon character sling. Vanessa was one of the privileged kids. 🙂