Fri 20 Oct 2006
It’s Okay to Cause Accidents, So Long as You Look Good
Posted by cindy under Uncategorized at 11:52 am[11] Comments
Driving to work this morning, I was coasting to a stop and passed a car on my right that I happened to glance into. The woman driving was putting on mascara in her visor mirror. And her SUV wasn’t even stopped yet. I rolled my eyes, and mid-eyeroll, when my eyeballs were positioned at the top of my head, I happened to catch reflected in my rear view mirror that the woman in the truck behind me was madly scrawling on her eyeliner, and HER truck wasn’t stopped yet. At least wait till you’re at a full stop, ladies! Or do it at home! I wonder if any of these people have ever poked an eye out.
Yes, and it hurts like hell. I know from experience!! I somehow manage to curl my eyelashes, talk on the cell phone, & drive at the same time. It’s an acquired talent.
I guess women DO multitask better than men.
I couldn’t put make-up on in a car because I’m sure it’d look awful by the time I was finished… I need the comfort of my own bathroom for that kinda stuff.
I talk on the phone while I drive, but that’s about all I can handle.
I wonder whether men would put on makeup while driving if society standards had men wearing make-up. I’ve seen men on their phones while driving, and reading the newspaper over their steering wheel. Oh, and eating, of course, and I’ve only seen men eat and throw sunflower seeds out the window on their drive. It’s like they’re Hansel or something.
what really TICKS me off is seeing people throw their disgusting cigarettes out the window. Who the hell do they think is going to pick up their gross half-butt cancer stick?
I always picture in my head driving over someone’s freshly thrown cigarette butt, and going over it in such a way that it gets ignited under my car and blows me up.
Lol,
Having your car blown up by a cigarette butt? Have I ever mentioned you have a really colorful imagination?
Why, no. But the really cool thing is, now that I’ve described my vivid visions, you’ll think of ’em in the same situations, too. Like the next time you sit on a toilet, you’ll keep leaning forward and looking between your legs to make sure a bony hand isn’t going to reach up from inside the toilet and scratch your butt with the tips of its long nails.
I can see why you’d then choose to wear Depends way before you actually have to… haha
Do you really do that???
Jordan – Depends depends on me to make more money.
James – No, of course not. But you’ll start to. *evil grin*