Had a nightmare about being at a joint bday party for my twin friends Dwaine and Andrae, where the Cheating Ex (an optometrist by profession) showed up uninvited with a few of his inebriated friends and tried to force an eye exam on me, saying that it’s been too long since I’ve had my eyes checked. I had to swat his hands away and basically screamed bloody murder at him for trying anything with me. Toward the end of the party, which was becoming an all-nighter thing, Dwaine tried to make a move on me, and I had to turn him down due to the fact that I’m with Mr. W, altho he apparently didn’t even care enough to show up to the dreamland party.

I’m glad real life is easier than dream life.