My mom forwarded me the Psychopath Test this morning, which I already have on the sidebar here. Her personal note on the forward was, “I GOT IT WRONG!” Which is good, cuz it means she doesn’t think like a psychopath. I wrote back to her:

Dear Mom,
I am a psychopath. Sorry you gave birth to someone who will be destructive
to society.
Love, Cindy

I was preparing to write a response placating her and telling her I didn’t really think like a psychopath and that I was kidding because I’d seen the email before, when I got this response from her:

DEAR DAUGHTER- MY DEAR PSYCHOPATH,

SINCE YOU ARE GOING TO TREAT US FOR GRANDMOM’S BIRTHDAY ON SATURDAY, WOULD YOU CALL GRANDMOM UP TO LET HER KNOW? SHE WAS SO HAPPY YOU CALLED HER TO WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAST WEEK!

Hey!! I wrote back:

You seem very unconcerned that I’m a psychopath. It’s kind of you to trust me with your mother. She wants to go to Wu Gee Bistro on Azusa. Saturday night is okay with her, we’ll figure out the time later.