Thu 22 Feb 2007
Got this as an email forward. It’s good to see that I’ve been living the life of a dog and I didn’t even know it.
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If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
When it’s in your best interest, practice obedience.
Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout … run right back and make friends.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you’re not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.
I like it! That is a great reminder. I am going to put it some where were I can see it daily, like the tequila and salt one you gave me 🙂
I guess it’s a good thing to be happy-go-lucky and let bad stuff roll off your back. Once in awhile.
Love it and I should take heed to those things and practice them often… EXCEPT for the laying on the grass in warm weather. Have you ever stepped on St. Augustine grass ? It’s like glass or something.. not to mention all the bugs/spiders that lurk in FL grass… so no thanks. I’ll lay on my back on a lounge chair poolside in the warm weather!
I’ve read your blog when you’d complained about the grass before. I’m curious. Mail me a blade. 🙂
Jordan – I want a blade sent to me, too! I swear . . .I am such the monkey see, monkey do type of person.
Jordan – just mail me 2 blades. I’ll give one to Vanessa. After I charge her 5 bucks.
…and then I can say, “HAHA! You paid 5 bucks for a blade of grass!”
And then I’ll put in my resume that I’m such a great salesperson. You can sell ice to an eskimo? That’s nothing, I sold a blade of grass to a Californian!”