You know how the Brothers Grimm’s fairy tales are so…50’s? Poor abused and neglected pauper girl gets swept off her feet by a prince who sees the “true beauty” behind the dirt and marries her and pays off her credit card debt and she’s spoiled forevermore? Made you wish you had a guy to clean up after you, huh? Of course that’s not real, that’s a fairy tale!

I got this updated version via email yesterday:

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World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, “Will you marry
me?” The girl said “No” and she lived happily ever
after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends,
always had a clean house, never had to cook, had
closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and
was never farted on.

The End

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