Fri 13 Apr 2007
My judge chose today to take off work and accompany his son on some university visits as son decides which college to attend this fall. Unfortunately, procedures would then leave his staff to the mercy of the wind. My bailiff was told yesterday that he would be the bailiff for the courtroom next door. Not too bad, although it’s busier than our courtroom is. My court reporter and I joked yesterday that we’d be left alone to enjoy coffee in her office all day. It really looked that way for me this morning, as at 7:30a the assignment charts didn’t have me listed to go anywhere else. At almost 8:00a, my reporter entered the courtroom and started packing up her stuff. “They’re sending you out of the building?” I asked in surprise. “Yes, they’re sending me to Downey,” she said miserably. Downey Court is about 5 miles away, but it’s never comfortable entering a strange courtroom with strange people calling strange cases with different rules and ways of doing things that we’re not aware of. And then, there was one. Me. At 8:30a, my supervisor approached me in the Clerk’s Office, where I was putting away some documents. He looked apologetic. That can’t be good. Turned out, it wasn’t good. They sent me to Santa Monica Court, over 30 miles away, and that’s not the worst of it. It was close to downtown Los Angeles, through the most hideous driving conditions on the freeways. You think of LA rush hour traffic, cars honking, stop-and-go (mostly stop) parking lot of cars on the freeway, that’s what I sat through to get to a strange courthouse with the strange courtroom with strange people conducting strange business.
I walked in the courtroom in mid-trial. Civil medical malpractice lawsuit, it seems like, tons of paper documents about operation reports, dental records, billing records, specialist diagnoses, photos, basically a paper exhibit nightmare. I didn’t know who people were, who was talking, who was on the witness stand, and no copies of the complicated-looking exhibits. GAH!!
So I’m faking it the best I can. It’s only for a day. I introduced myself to the judge at a break earlier, and he was very nice, offered to let me into an in-house gym they have downstairs. Unfortunately, I’d left my gym bag at home since I didn’t think I’d be working out at a strange location. *kicking self* Luckily, I’d worked out twice yesterday.
Oh I can so relate. I’ve been sent to other locations with strange xray equipment. We somehow muddle through it but WHEW I’m glad to be back in familiar territory!!
And I just found out this judge is a snot. The courtroom assistant buzzed the jurors to come into the courtroom, and said we need to buzz the judge also. I didn’t know how to “buzz” the judge (they don’t even have the same type of phones which we use to “ding” our judges in my courthouse) and the external buzzers were just labeled “jury” so I went back to chambers, knocked, waited for him to say “come in,” and I poked my head in and said politely to him, “We’re ready for you out there.” He told me I should’ve buzzed him. I explained I didn’t know where the buzzer is. He said I should’ve asked the courtroom assistant, she’s very helpful. I don’t see what the big deal is whether I buzz him, call him, or knock and tell him in person, the message got relayed. But I just smiled and told him okay. So he came in, apologized to the jury (in the box) in open court, and said, “I’m sorry to keep you waiting, ladies and gentlemen. We have a new clerk and she didn’t know how to buzz me. ha, ha. Therese, can you show her where the buzzer is, please? I didn’t know you were all ready for me, I hope you haven’t been waiting long.” On and on. The jurors and attorneys kinda snickered, like how stupid is this new clerk? The crtrm assistant said pleasantly, kinda laughing, “Of course, your honor”, and I actually rolled my eyes from behind the desk. I’ve never rolled my eyes at a judicial officer before. BTW, she still didn’t show me the “buzzer.” And I DID tell her I didn’t know where the buzzer is so I was just gonna go back and tell him, and she said okay, and LET ME DO IT.
That sucks and on Friday Downtown LA has extremely crappy traffic!
HAHA! You rolled your eyes at the judge! That’s what he deserves!!! I say you do a jujitsu move on him j/k
It would’ve taken everything I had to add “I’m new here and no one showed me where the buzzer is…” to the jurors!! what a creep…
I’m with Jordan. My blood would have been boiling so hot I would have probably been held in contempt myself!!
I can’t stand those type men who have this constant need to show their “power” and put others (esp women) down.
And the traffic? I can’t even imagine!
A friend who works in a nearby court and knows who this judge is says he may have a Napoleon complex. And then I realized, yeah, it must be tough for a 5’0″ man to be taken seriously by women, so maybe he fought his whole life for power and the result is that now he is a judge and a snot. Cuz really, what secure rational person would’ve given a crap that he came out 2 seconds behind the jury? I went and got him, who cares if it was done by buzzing, by poking my head into chambers, by calling him, by messenger pigeon, by clubbing him over his head and dragging him in by his black robe? No one would’ve thought he’s “late” if he didn’t bring it up and make a big deal out of it just so he could blame someone else.
some people say things, not to whom it seems to be directed at, but because they want to send a message to someone within earshot… what a moron
My judge wants to look this “horse’s ass” up now and see who he is.