Jordan and I had a playful email dispute that ended with me making what I felt was a definitive, indisputable point, thereby winning the debate. Since she’d characterized her initial email as “poking” at me and then we continued our emails by ending each one with “poke, poke” or “poking you back”, I ended my winning point with “poke mate.” And so it began…

Jordan: I don’t play chess so… I’ll take your PokeMate and slam dunk that in the basketball hoop…
Cindy: and we’ll call that a 10.0 drift head-to-head challenge score!
Jordan: well then move that to the volleyball court and set… spike… SLAM
Cindy: in your face over-the-net block!
Jordan: blocked by my big FOREHEAD back at you then taken to the football field for a TOUCHDOWN…
Cindy: and going over a hip check on the way to a slam over the goalie’s reach into the net! HOLE IN ONE!!
Jordan: popped out of the net…. (sorry).. ran to Yankee stadium where it was a long straight hit out onto River Avenue…. lightly joggin through three bases… slides into home plate for picture-taking effect and because my family is watching…and… HOME RUN
Cindy: FOUL! FOUL! Penalty shot is called! Ooh, and the penalty throw is FUMBLED by Jordan! All cameras snap away as the golden spotlight is snatched away from her with her family watching!
Jordan: whistle blower. reviewed in the ‘box”… yards given back to jordan after reviewing the tape showing that cindy clearly tripped jordan… drives to
daytona speedway at 190 mph… crosses the FINISH line… vroom
Cindy: Alas, the race at hand is a go-kart race! Jordan is disqualified for her
use of her golf cart!!
Jordan: Jordan hands Cindy the pamphlet that stated if you own a golf cart, you may use it in lieu of not having a go-cart… she never reads the fine print… SO… double check mate, swing, goalie, spike, basket, score, home run, grand slam, hole in one and naked haha dance at the end
Cindy: …what? I just saw the naked haha dance and got lost. *pointing at Jordan* You danced NEKKID! HA-ha!! PS – you KNOW I’m gonna blog this.

SIMULTANEOUSLY, Jordan was sending this:
Jordan: i think YOU should post these (sports related triumphs)

Cindy: I was just going to! haha! same brain at use here again?
Jordan: wonder twin powers… deactivate
Cindy: Gooooo, Voltron team!

Did I mention I love it when Jordan has the day off? She plays with me.