Mr. W wanted to take me and his kids out to dinner last nite, so we drove to Black Angus steakhouse. Right before we reached the front door, Mr. W realized he’d left something in his car, so he ran back to the parking lot as the kids and I entered. In the empty lobby, the 2 kids stood to the side of the hostess podium as I told the hostess, “Four, please.” She checked the seating chart, reaching for some menus behind her.
A young male, the guy who takes people to their seats, said to Mr. W’s son and daughter, “Just the two of you tonight?”
Daughter looked confused, and she said, “No, four,” at the same time the seating hostess told him, “Party of four.”
The young man said, “Oh, okay,” as if finally understanding, and then grabbed two more menus. And then he said to the kids, “So you’re expecting two more to show up still?”
Mr. W’s kids just stared at him. The hostess said, “No, these three here [pointing to them and me] and the gentleman coming in the door right now [pointing at an entering Mr. W].”

WTF? I declared that they shouldn’t charge for my dinner since I was clearly invisible. Which brings me to my next question. To quote Chandler from “Friends,” “Hmm. Should I use my powers of invisibility for good, or for evil?”