I got this ad via e-mail today:

Four Minute Dating Party for Thirtysomething and Fortysomething Singles
Title: Four Minute Dating Singles Party
Venue: Sushi Dan (Los Angeles, CA)
Full Price: $20.00 Our Price: $10.00
Are you single in the city? Would you like to meet other interesting, professional and fun singles while cutting through all the hoopla of the “first date” scene? Here’s your opportunity to experience several first dates in one evening. When the event ends, you’ll get to write personal notes by email to anyone that you’d like to get to know.

Apparently, it’s a form of speed dating, but look at the target audience! 30- and 40-somethings! Waaah!! I’m still 30 yet!! Not 30-SOMETHING.