Fri 24 Aug 2007
Tomorrow at this time I’ll be camping out with the jujitsu clan plus Mr. W at San Onofre beach near San Diego. The trip was meant to be a 40-mile bike ride from Angel Stadium in Anaheim down to the beach campsite, a nice leisurely roll along Pacific Coast Highway, but Mr. W was convinced our delicate untrained heinies wouldn’t withstand the soreness of being on a bike seat for that long. Besides, all the both of us have are mountain bikes, and not distance cruisers. Maybe I’ll invest in a cruising bike for the future. I would really love to get into riding.
So instead, Mr. W and I will drive down to the two reserved campsites and set up tents and stuff, and wait for the bikers to get there. So far I believe there are 6 or so riders and the rest of us are driving. Everyone will camp there overnight, tell campfire tales, play games, hang out, then play on the beach all the next day. One jujitsu instructor, a Santa Ana police officer, is bringing extra boards and providing surf lessons! I may get to cross one more thing off The List, albeit very belatedly! I am VERY excited. Maybe I’ll know enough about surfing to do some more of it when I’m at the Big Island of Hawaii next month for Wilco (Mike) and Christi’s wedding! (Yeah, there’s a lot of stuff going on. haha.)
One thing I’m not particularly excited about, is that I may have to go to a nude beach while we’re at San Onofre this weekend. Mr. W found out there’s a nude beach in San Onofre, and despite the organizer of the event’s insistence that the nude beach is nowhere near where we’re gonna be, Mr. W considers it “close enough” to hunt out and participate in the threadbare activities of. I’ve been told by more than a few people that the participants in this flesh fest are nothing to look at; they’re typically saggy, wrinkled and aged mostly male, mostly hairy body parts. Online information forwarded to me by Mr. W provides statistics that 80% of the nude beach attendees actually go nude, so I’m going to be part of the 20%. I compromised with Mr. W by saying that if he absolutely HAD to go (which appears to be the case), then fine, I’ll go along but I’m not participating. He’s okay with that, since he claims the only reason he wants to go, is not to gawk at the dongstorm, but simply to be nekkid outdoors without being arrested. I’m sure knowing that he’ll be the hottest nude guy there helps make the situation more enticing for him. As for my entertainment, I plan to mitigate the fact that I have to be there, by searching out Navy Seal trainees doing their training exercises nearby. Thanks, Navy Girl Vanessa, for alerting me to their existence there. I packed binoculars.
Tent camping! I miss that a lot but I cannot imagine doing any of that type activity in TN right now. We’ve been at 100 degrees PLUS everyday for a month now. We are in a serious drought and water supply is low.
Nude beach? WOW!! We only saw one nudist on our cruise in Antigua I believe. It was a big different but to each his own I suppose. Let me know how it goes. I think I’d just be a little unnerved if Bat walked down the beach with his junk hanging down for everyone to see. I hope there are shower facilities at your campground to get all the sand out of the cracks!!
“DONGSTORM” is absolutely the new word of the year!
whoever told you about the old wrinklies at the nude beach was right…. half are old wrinklies… 40% are gay men… and the other 10% were dragged there by someone…
I went to Gunnison beach in Jersey a couple times… and it was so like that…
and… I was like an innocent person dragged there
Too bad I couldn’t go to the event. I hope you had fun!!!
The nude beach is close!! What are they taking about. You park in the same area. The nude beach is part of the regular clothed beach. I think it is a trick. haha! Hope you got to see some soldiers in workout action 🙂 HOORAH!
Flat Coke – weather the 1st day was actually perfect. We weren’t out in the woods, tho, we were on the beach. I’ll post an update on the nude beach soon.
Bat – feel free to work it into whatever conversation you’re able.
Jordan – Mr. W and I had a total argument about the gay aspect of nude beaches! I was driving the nite before the camptrip over to his house and the talk radio station I listen to just happened to be talking about nude beaches. The callers who got on air addressed several local nude beaches, one of which was this one, and talked about the prominent gay male culture there. I told Mr. W that and he totally didn’t believe me and said just cuz it’s one person’s “reality” that it’s a place frequented by gay men doesn’t mean it would be the actual reality down there.
Vanessa – you seem to know a lot about this place.
definitely sounds like fun!!! mmm -s’mores, campfires, luv it…as for the nude beach? I feel a funny post coming, ha
Tell mr W that yes nude beaches are full of hoosexual men, old homosexual men. We have a nude beach on one of the bike trails up here, and it is queer country over there. He better be careful, people might get the wrong idea with his piercings.
I know I know a lot of that place because I used to go quite often. I love the no tan lines tans. 🙂
Mr. W has piercings??? Where’ve I been?
*blink* piercings?!
and they are too full of gay men 😉
that’s not a bad thing… just don’t go there expecting something else!
K – yeah, we totally did smores. I suck at it, so I ate the ingredients “raw.”
TBG – you’re quite stuck on his piercings. har, har. But it’s interesting to know that from coast to coast (sorta), the same type of people frequent nude beaches.
Vanessa – I figure no one’s gonna know where my tan lines are, anyway, and the ones who do see it, won’t care that they’re there.
Flat Coke – you don’t remember the photos of his front?
Jordan – *blink* You’ve been at the same place as Flat Coke, huh?
I’m not sure I’d expect anything in particular if I’m at a nude beach full of gay men. Altho I think I’d be more comfortable because if they’re gay men, they probably wouldn’t care about my jigglin’ body parts. Unless they’re catty gay men.