Via group e-mails this morning:

Mom: I just remember it is our anniversary yesterday.
Dad: LET’S CELEBRATE SAT OR SUN??
Me: OKAY! I was telling Mom that it seemed like yesterday that I celebrated your big anniversary with you last year. And that time goes by fast. So it must mean I’m old. Haha.
Dad: YOU ARE RIGHT IT IS YESTERDAY HOW CAN YOU REMEMBER. LOOK’S WHO’S OLD? HA HA. ANY PLAN ??
(He misunderstood me and the expression “seemed like yesterday.”)
Me: Let’s go for a nice dinner! Any place in particular you and mom want to eat?
Mom: No idea, any health food place? Can I also invite my mom?
Dad: every body may go. all welcome.
Me: Okay, I’m inviting my cat! Prepare to sneeze!
Dad: I know a pet shop near home.
(*Gasp* Did he just threaten to get rid of my cat?!)
Me: well, at least you didn’t say, “I know a restaurant that cooks cats.”
Mom: I know, I know, we can take DoDo to China.
(My parents are going on vacation to China in November.)
Me: Why? Dodo is from Italy.
Mom: Some place in China cook Cats.
(!!!)
Me: you’re TERRIBLE!