A Friday and belated V-Day ha-ha, from my judge:

A guy walks into a post office one day to see an overweight, middle-aged, bald man standing at the counter methodically placing “love” stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes covered in hearts. The man then took out a perfume bottle and spritzed each envelope. His curiosity gets the better of him, so the guy asks the man what he’s doing. The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’ ”
“But why would you do that?”
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.