Wed 2 Apr 2008
We had a great time at the class! I was right about a few things:
* The instructor looked JUST like how I dreamt he’d look, plus about 10 pounds. Even the salt-n-pepper goatee! He was funny and jovial and friendly, just like you’d expect a bartender to be. I would’ve done better in Geometry if a bartender had taught it.
* He talked about prohibition and moonshine, but thankfully, only in passing. (His point was that making things illegal, more specifically weed, makes it dangerous for the consumers cuz they find alternative deathly versions of it. And then he quickly went on to say that he didn’t mean to advocate drugs, he was just making a point.)
* The 1st class wasn’t hands-on playing with liquids, it was more introductory and lecture.
The class is taught by a very experienced instructor of bartending, and he teaches not just drinks, but also educates us on alcohol and safe consumption, checking for fake IDs, law on responsible alcohol service. It’s stuff that people don’t get through just in-service training, and things that are soon going to become a legal requirement (like CPR for personal trainers), so it’ll make us more marketable that we’re certified by this class after it’s over. I guess this program is one of very few official certified classes that are approved by some agency or other.
Yesterday we got a ton of recipe cards, an instructional manual/workbook, and a DVD. We went around the room of 11 students and introduced ourselves. There was a quiet loner guy, a giggly friendly couple (the girlfriend just turned 21 the day before class and both of them were still hung over), two young unemployed blondie girl friends who were late coming to class and late coming back from break, two other girl friends who either currently or used to work in restaurants, an overeducated and now out-of-work mortgage loan agent girl, a cop groupie who said her reason for taking the class was because she goes to a lot of cop parties and now she wants to work in them. And then there was me and gym trainee.
Some of the more interesting things we did in class (which brand new classroom had a restaurant-sized bar and expansive 2nd story view of the campus pool) was put on “drunk goggles” which simulate .16 blood alcohol level, .24 BAC, and .32 BAC, and try to do some DUI field sobriety tests in the classroom. I did okay with the .16 BAC goggles but did stumble initially. And then we looked at a ton of confiscated fake IDs. Some are really good, and others are so poor that you wonder what moron would pay good money for something that pathetic. At least, I wondered until I realized hey, that moron’s photo is RIGHT THERE! Idiot. We also learned some sneaky ways to question the ID-giver if we don’t think it’s his/her real ID. We also looked at our own IDs and credit cards under a blacklight, and DID YOU KNOW that imprints of the CA flag appears as if by magic on a CA driver’s license under blacklight?! I had no idea! You could see the red bars and brown bear and everything! (The instructor said his wife takes the blacklight to hotels w/them, and the class went “ewww” and then he gave us a tip to not touch the TV remote controls, and then there were bigger “EWWWWW”s.) The instructor also demonstrated usage of an ID scanner which reads a legitimate ID and displays the name and age of the person if it’s real, “expired” if it’s expired, and nothing if it’s a fake.
OOH, OOH, AND THE BEST PART!! The homework project due by the end of the course is to GO TO A BAR that we’d like to work at and sit and observe the bartender, and bring back observations on their work, such as how they do their pours (long or short) and how they interact with customers, whether they’re good on customer service, how they handle drunks or whether they’re responsible about cutting people off. He said we can go to bars several times, or to go multiple bars, but to research at least for a few hours total. He said to be responsible about our drinking and to not get toasted while on assignment, but still! What class gives an assignment to go hang out at a bar?! I know you’re all jealous.
The instructor said that the future classes will be hands-on barwork, and the nights will be themed. Next week’s theme: tequila drinks! “We don’t use fake milk or fake mixers or no-name sodas in here,” he said. “We don’t use actual alcohol, but the rest of the stuff is real and you’ll all get all the soft drinks you want.” Kinda makes me want to start drinking sodas again. It’s that Asian gene: “It’s FREE? Then I have to have it.”
If you’re interested in more information about his class, the instructor also has a personal business website at bartendingexperience.com.
wow. i didn’t know it was such a science.
that is an awesome class assignment! maybe you’ll experience a ‘buzz’ for the first time? ha …make sure to have your DD along, ha!
Does Mr W drink? if so, what a fun night – making drinks (aka doing homework) and maybe a nice tip afterwards 🙂 ha
anny – “mixology” is a science, isn’t it? And arguably an art. haha. Actually, the instructor told us that when we’re bartending, we’re being pharmacists (which I’m sure Vicky, who spent years and good money actually BECOMING a pharmD, would take offense to). People are in there trying to medicate themselves on alcohol which is a mind-altering substance, and we have to administer carefully because if they get alcohol poisoning or get so impaired they drive away and kill somebody, the bar AND the individual bartending can be sued. He mentioned that manicurists, for example, can only mess up so bad before the nail grows back, but if we mess up, we can potentially screw up lives…FOREVAH! (Dramatic, huh?)
k – I’m not sure that I haven’t been buzzed before. I know I haven’t been drunk, but I’m not sure about the buzz. Sometimes it seemed like when I turned my head fast, the eyeballs would follow slower before they caught up to my head. That’s about it.
Mr. W drinks gasoline. His stuff is NASTY. And my homework isn’t making drinks, it’s to sit and observe a bartender making drinks.
What’s “DD”?
I thought that you hadn’t been drunk OR buzzed…
oh, I meant from the recipes that you received! At some time, you’ll be making or mixing some concoction up? 🙂
‘DD’ is ‘d’esignated ‘d’river
how fun!!! too bad about the moonshine…
the homework assignment sounds great!! have fun with that but don’t drink & drive please.
I think CPR is a great thing to add to your resume…and I heard on the news last night they are taking out the mouth to mouth part!! yea!!
Your class ROCKS! I remember in HS my ex used to make a drink they called Wolf or maybe it was made by it, or both. It’s a shot of this blue stuff that you light on fire and drink it while it’s lit. It lights your throat as it goes down. Iwonder if that was a stupid HS drink or if they do those in bars, too.
k – I don’t know if I’d been buzzed.
Yeah, I do plan on practicing at home. Mr. W is counting on it.
Flat Coke – the instructor said moonshine was mixed up in bathtubs and so toxic it blinded people. I kinda like my eyesight, faulty as it is.
The only CPR training I’ve had was back in high school in a state required course that was 1/2 health/sex ed and 1/2 driving.
busykitty – I’m pretty sure that when they light drinks on fire, you’re not supposed to drink them until the flame is (put) out.
A couple Thanksgivings ago I had moonshine and it’s good! Very strong, but smooth. I was told that it helps digest your food and your only supposed to have a little bit. It took years to brew!
that’s it then cindy, our lives are officially in your hands.
Hi cindy, I’ve got a big update on my blog.