MOH Vicky and I came across this small store that sells Japanese stuff. Cute stuff, like cartoon videos and colorful Japanese snacks and trinkets. I was musing at the video/DVD section and the older saleslady (whom I assumed was the owner) said that if I liked those, I should check THESE out. Then she went in the back and returned with some anime porn, and they were all on a special with a large discount. So I was all excited to see anime porn, especially really cute anime, and I left the store with a bag of anime porn DVDs and a few snacks for $29.09! What a deal! As we were walking away, MOH Vicky and I shared a bag of multi-colored puffy snacks, like Pops! cereal (man, I haven’t had those for awhile!) that looks like those long Cheetos Puffs, and she laughed at me and said I shouldn’t be buying porn cuz I’m about to be married. Why?! Am I not allowed to have porn if I’m married? Then it makes even more sense to stock up now while I’m in my last months of singledom, right? But she couldn’t bring down my mood, as we walked and chatted, I was looking extremely forward to getting home and seeing what these anime porn videos are all about. I had high hopes for them.

But I never made it home. I woke up instead. Bummer.