Wed 30 Jul 2008
Due to the 5.4 magnitude earthquake yesterday before lunchtime, our building was evacuated as the Sheriffs worked through lunch with shotgun rifles in hand to check the floors for leaks and damage. Apparently they didn’t want to take the chance that inmates in the building got worked up over the rumble. Our building’s on wheels, so the quake felt more dramatic than it actually was. We had a lunchtime meeting that was canceled because of the mandatory evacuation, so I went to the gym instead. Then I went home to check on Dodo. A bunch of my things, including all my bingo daubers, had fallen on the floor, but luckily nothing broke. Dodo was fine and normal. He did make strange whimpering sounds in the middle of the night, as if he were stuck in a nightmare. It took my calling him three times to wake him up. I wonder if he sensed the impending earthquake.
So our lunchtime meeting was postponed to today. It’s supposed to start in 2 minutes, so I’m borrowing a coworker’s internet access to post what I’d been doing during my lunchhour while waiting for the meeting to start:
There’s all the guests on little slips of paper, clustered into groups for tables, using the map of the Garden as a seating guide (center).
I had to step back and take a photo with my cameraphone cuz it looks like such a masterpiece. You guys have no idea the dynamics of people I had to take into account. That was fun, like working out one of those math equations like, “Tommy has 4 brothers and 2 sisters. One of his sisters has a female and a male friend. The male friend is 3 years older than Tommy’s youngest sibling, and Tommy has 3 siblings older than his sister’s female friend. Arrange them all in order by age keeping in mind that Tommy’s younger sister can not stand the oldest brother’s cologne and hence can’t stand next to him although the female friend likes the sister AND the cologne…”
wow so the seating chart was similar to the logic games they make u take for the LSAT. thanks so much for the call today. it was very thoughtful of u and unecessary, tho i appreciate the choice!
Oh I remember those math problems, though somehow mine involved so much dinning. Like tommy will eat beans but not peas, Jim will eat vegetables but not anything that’s brown, Jane is a vegetarian who cannot stand the sight of meat… and then I had to construct 3 grids to plot the info to figure out who ate what and sat where…
You play Bingo?
Wow! That seems so detailed. If I ever have a wedding, I am not sure I am going to do seating arrangments. Every man for themself. But you know us gals, not everything is set in stone. We will see…
That would SO stress me. Good job!! You really know your guests.
I missed an earthquake..
I was hoping to catch one while I was out there (nothint too devasting or devasting at all, but just a simple earthquake would be good to blog about)
NOT that I blog anymore… ahahahahaa…
I so need to blog.
anny – they have questions like that on the LSAT? Well, if I had known THAT, I would’ve become a lawyer for fun!
No problem for the call! I take pride in making the right decisions to optimize guests’ enjoyment.
idlehouse – those were considerations in your wedding planning? hahaha! Okay, you win; you had a harder job than I.
Bryan – you’re the only one who caught that! =D
Vanessa – I didn’t want to end up with parties being split up cuz there’s 1 seat available here and 3 seats available there and friends who want to sit with friends have to instead sit with strangers cuz they didn’t get to the table in time.
Flat Coke – It was so fun, and so fulfilling when I was done! I know the seating arrangement so well that you can bring up any one of my 121 guests and I’ll tell you w/o looking where his or her table is and who’s sitting with him/her. And tell you the logic behind why they were placed together, and placed at that location.
Jordan – Well, maybe you’ll catch an aftershock. =P
Remember I did predict in jest that your next post will be from California…
I am being forced volunteered to help with bingo night at my children’s Catholic school. That is the only reason I know the term.