Wed 29 Oct 2008
A gal pal of mine recently accepted an invitation from a guy to go out. She wasn’t sure she was interested in him romantically, so she asked for my top 5 methods of keeping this outing from being interpreted as a “date.” I responded:
1.) Go to lunch. Lunches are asexual. So’s coffee, actually.
2.) Go to an asexual place. Denny’s and IHOP come to mind.
3.) Talk about other men while on the non-date. Follow attractive men with your eyes when they pass you while on the non-date.
4.) Pick up your cell phone if it rings.
5.) Don’t dress sexy, and don’t shave anything.
Free bonus: scratch yourself a lot.
She ended up going out for a few drinks and had a great time. I’ll take credit for that. Ha!
Is this who I think it is???
You always give the best advice!!
No it wasn’t me. I already know how to severely turn someone off romantically.
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Flat Coke – I’m not sure who you think it is, but Jordan thinks you’re thinking of her!
Jordan – you dork, those people have issues and have their own built-in, self-destruct button attached to their turn-on-ability. Or something.
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