Mon 22 Jun 2009
With prodding and prompting and occasionally downright pushing from Mr. W, I’ve decided to do an intimate (<20 people) birthday barbecue and cocktails event. We have an entertainment backyard, Mr. W recently purchased a nice fancy BBQ grill, and we ought to take advantage of our proximity to our private lake, only a mile away. I sent out the Evite over the weekend.
The plan is to have two legs of activities, lakeside fun (beach volleyball, kayaking, partyboating, pedalboating, sunning in the sand, fishing, swimming, etc, and did I mention you can drink on the partyboat?) from 1pm to 5pm, and back to our house for the barbecue and cocktails at 5pm. People can come to either/both. The Evite instructs people not to bring a gift but to bring a bottle of liquor instead (cuz gifts will make me feel old but alcohol makes everyone feel happy!). There’s a dropdown menu that lists all the liquors I need, and as people select one, it disappears from the menu. The idea is that with everyone’s participation, I’ll have a full bar up and running (Mr. W and I will take care of mixers, garnishes, supplies, food, beer, bartending, cooking) so I’ll get to combine some of my favorite things on my birthday: friends, outdoor recreational activities and mixology. I’m coming up with a drink menu, which I’ll attempt to make as personalized as possible. If this works out, maybe it can be an annual event.
I’m gonna be 1/3 of a century old. I’m gonna NEED a drink. Or ten.
does 1/3 century mean 33 or 34? or are you more precisely measuring your 33.333333… birthday? that would give your super all your base are belong to us geek points.
OR does that mean that you are really turning 34, but because you are shy about your age, you are leaving it ambiguous so that people can think you might be 33?
OR does that mean that you are really turning 33, but you are hoping people can’t do the math and might confuse 1/3 century to mean 21?
OR does that mean that you are really not sure how old you are so you’re just calling it 1/3 century because that seems like it’s close enough?
OR did you write this blog because you knew that it would bother me and i would have to delurk and write a comment? i bet that’s what it was. brilliant move, cindy. brilliant.
I will be turning 33 late June, and as of the date of the shindig, I will be almost a week into 33. So it rounds up into 1/3 of a century.
But if I WERE turning 34 but wanted people to presume I’m 33 to shave a year off my age, then you would be a mean friend for calling me out.
How could 1/3 century be confused to mean 21? I need more friends who can’t do math if that means they’re gonna think I’m 21!
I HAVE been unsure of my age in the past, and have had to do math at a sudden moment of brain farting. But now is not one of those times.
The fact that you’ve been delurkilated is a bonus and I’m more proud than you can imagine at having accomplished that before turning 1/3 century old.
How do gifts make you feel old?? What if your gift was a stripper? That wouldn’t make you feel old at all. Maybe a little grossed out (or turned on depending on the guy), but old…never! Haha!
The whole event sounds like so much fun. Too bad I am not bikini ready.
gifts = bday = reminder of aging, but…
alcohol = forgetful = happy.
A stripper would SO make me feel old. Cuz it’d go like this:
Stripper: You the birthday girl, ma’am?
Me: ‘MA’AM?! How old are YOU?!
Stripper: I’m old enough! Twenty-three! …and a half!
Me: All right, sonny, go away.
Stripper: No, no! You look GREAT for a milf!
Me: I’m NOT a MOTHER! I’ve never had kids!
Stripper: Oh snap, for reals? Sorry, just threw me off cuz you look great for, what was it again? 43?
Me: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT!!
Re bikini-ready, you don’t have to get in the water. Wear board shorts if you want to kayak.
Hahahaha… you are too funny. I would’ve kicked the stripper out when he called me ma’am.
That means I need to go shopping for some short…SWEET!!! Yup, believe it or not, but I am a cali girl with no board shorts.
Hey, I still have your house warming gift, so don’t feel “old” when I give it to you!
I have…*thinking*…5 pairs of board shorts. =) Pac Sun has a lot of sales.
Aww, housewarming gifts will make me feel grownup, not necessarily old. Thanks. 🙂
Sounds like a great Cindypalooza. You will surround yourself with your fav things. Are you going to get DRUNK on your b-day for the first time?
You never know…I just may. But Mr. W wants to invite his underage kids, so then again, maybe not.
WOW you have 5 pairs? I had one for YEARS and finally got rid of them. I think I’ll hit up Ross or Marshall’s since they seem to have a good selection. Oh and Old Navy too. Need help setting up or bringing anything, just let me know 🙂