Tue 24 Nov 2009
When James and I visited Jordan in Florida in March, we went to Orlando’s Universal Studios, and had dinner at Margaritaville at Universal CityWalk. The restaurant took a photo of the three of us and sold it to us, mounted in keychains, as souvenirs. This is the photo:
James apparently has the keychain just laying around where any small child could get a hold of it, because he sent me this email the other day:
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My niece was over today…
She picked up the keychain from MargaritaVille and the following conversation ensued…
Her: “Who are these two girls?”
Me: “Those are my friends.”
Her: “Where did you take this picture?”
Me: “Disney World.”
Her: “You went there with them to Florida?”
Me: “Yes.”
Her: “Who is that one?” (Points to you)
Me: “That’s Cindy.”
Her: “And whose that one?” (Points to Jordan)
Me: “That’s Jordan.”
Her: “Oh….”
… She runs off only to come back sometime later, and picks up the photo again.
Her: “That’s Cindy.” (Points to you).
Her: “That’s Joan.” (Points to Jordan).
Me: “No, that’s Jordan!”
Her: “oh, Jordan!”
… She thinks for a moment.
Her: “Did you sleep with them?”
Me: … paused for a moment, realizing this question is coming from a 5 year old. “No, I didnt.”
Her: “Then where did you sleep? Did you sleep across the room from them?
Me: “Well I guess thats true at Jordan’s house.”
Her: “What about Cindy, what about her house?”
Me: “Her house is here, so she stayed with Jordan too.”
Her: “oh….”
… she thinks for a moment.
Her: “Are they mother and daughter?”
Me: “What?? No!”
Her: “Really? It could be true.”
Me: “What makes you think that? Which one do you think is which?”
Her: “Well the daughter here (points to you) and mother here (points to Jordan).”
Me: “But look one is asian and one is white!”
Her: “You never know…”
Lol…..
She is too funny.
See ya,
James
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There’s another reason this is funny. When Jordan came to California for my wedding last August, she treated me to a manicure and pedicure. As the Vietnamese ladies worked on us (we were side-by-side), they chatted and found out I was getting married and that Jordan is visiting for that purpose. So they asked whether Jordan is my mother. It was an absurd question, first because of the racial difference, then because of the LACK of significant age difference. I guess they could’ve assumed she was my future mother-in-law. Nevertheless, Jordan walked away totally offended and complained about it for days.
Reason #3 why this is funny: since Jordan’s been too busy with her life to read blogs, this post will be up for a LONG time before she even realizes it, and so far she has no idea that the above had even occurred. Heh heh! (That’s what you get for being an absentee blogger, Jordan!)
I wonder how long it will be until Jordan notices this! Lol.
I can’t believe that the same thing happened twice now!
I’m gonna say that if no one tips her off, it’ll take her MONTHS.
You didn’t sleep across the room from anyone at Jordan’s house! You slept in the living room all by yoursmurf!
Jordan’s room was across from the living room!
But if you want to be specific, I said Disney but actually the picture was at Universal. But she understands Disney World better 🙂
Kids say the funniest, unfiltered things!!
Age is a touchy subject in general but I would have a mini heart attack if someone thought I was my friends mother too. This one guy was singing tunes from Weezer and me and my big mouth said they were big when I was in jr. high everyone looked back at me and asked how old I was and freaked out when they learned I was almost 30. They said well you look like one of us, so that should make it better. No it doesn’t because at the end of the day I’m still almost 29.
James – I noticed that, too.
busykitty – I can’t believe how young you are. I think it’s cuz you act so professional and are so responsible. I’m sure that’s why people at work think you’re older, too. NOT because you look older, cuz you don’t.
I see that Jordan has yet to notice this yet….
See my prediction above? MONTHS…
I’m beginning to think, “Never” because its getting buried under the newer posts.
You can clue her more emphatically than I did.
What clue did you give her?
this is WRONG on like a hundred different levels!!!
first of all..shame on me for not reading blogs anymore (seriously)wtf… I’m worse than horrible.
second… I could not… NOT.. not be your mother!!! Dude.. we’re like 9 years apart.
third.. that asian spa lady had ONE working eye, and the other comment came from a tyke and she probably picked me as the MOM because I looked wiser’ish.
I was bored and came across this.. now I need to SCAN the rest of your blog for more reasons to defend myself .. a year into it
How’d you even stumble on this a year and a half later?!
It’s about time Jordan!!!
Oh and Cindy, I think Jordan just said she looks wiser than you.