Mon 9 Aug 2010
Ray Manzarek and Robby Krieger, the keyboardist and guitarist of legendary Jim Morrison’s band The Doors, are coming to our lake for a private concert. Commenter Maggie is a friend and former coworker of Mr. W’s, and he thought this is the type of music Maggie and her husband Tom would enjoy. I extended the invitation to Maggie, she and her husband excitedly accepted. We’ll try to fit some kayaking on the Lake in there before the concert, and we’ll do a wine and food picnic for the sunset concert. It should be a great time.
I just checked the dates, and turns out, this event will take place on the same day, same time as my chauvinistic neighbor’s BBQ! And we didn’t even plan it that way. I guess Mr. W did get his wish to be “busy.” I just sent Maggie a little note earlier alerting her to this:
I just checked dates… concert day is the same day as “douchebag neighbor’s” sausagefest BBQ. He may come by and yell at [Mr. W] from the front yard again to abandon us women and join him at his house. Bring a rolling pin, cuz I only have one. 🙂
Maggie’s more on top of it than I am, because she responded:
Yeah, that actually occurred to me when you reset the date. I’ll fling my Harley helmet at him!
(I had originally given her the wrong date that Mr. W had thought the concert was, and then emailed her back to tell her the correct date)
The beauty of this, aside from the fact that it worked out without my (intentional) doing, is that the neighbor can’t say I forbade Mr. W to attend his sausagefest; this is a Lake concert that the neighbor is aware of because we’re in the same association, these are Mr. W’s friends, and who can blame a guy for choosing to go with his wife and friends to a pseudo-Doors sunset concert on a lake instead of a neighbor’s BBQ in which women were expressly forbidden? Right?!
This works out perfect!! I am guessing the concert will be kick-ass!! Will the dudes at the snausage-fest be able to hear the concert from his place? Am guessing they will move their party to where the cool kids are hanging out.
We live a mile away from the lake, so the concert sounds won’t travel that far. The neighbor doesn’t seem as interested in attending those things so I doubt we’d see him/them there. Besides, if he does show his face there, I’m gonna call him “pussywhipped” by his own definition because he’s around women instead of exclusively men.
And he will definitely hear us arrive as the Harley is not a quiet beast. Looking forward to it!
Muahahahaha!
*rubbing hands together*