Thu 22 Sep 2005
My bailiff, upon seeing the success of my chemical diet so far, made a photocopy of the instructions and menu. I told him that if he wants to do the diet, I’d give him the seven saltine crackers it calls for so he doesn’t have to go out and buy a gargantuan carton like I did if he doesn’t normally eat saltines. He looked at the menu and said, “I don’t think I can do this, man. There’s not enough eats on it for me.” I looked at him quizzically, wondering why he made the photocopy. He answered my unspoken question. “I’m gonna give this to Lisa.” His girlfriend.
Can you guys just SMELL the bloodspill already?
I didn’t say anything to him.
Yikes…that’s like worse than just calling her fat.
I do have to applaud you for your discipline and the results your getting. Even if it’s only for a week, a nasty diet is hard to keep on. I could never go on a diet…but I try to workout enough so I can eat whatever I want.
Re: your last post…guys are weird…I swear they all talk a big game and act like they can get any girl, but in reality some girls wouldn’t want to touch them with a ten foot pole. So is the case with some of my guy friends anyway.
🙂 have fun in Cancun!
I already said, “If I can’t muster the willpower to stick to this diet for just three days, then I’m not good for anything.” That’s a lot of pressure to not seem like I’m good for nothing. =) I’m also darn stubborn, that keeps me going. I once said, “I’m gonna stop eating crab now” and did so for 14 years, no matter what my parents said. Around the same time, I also said, “There are SEVEN teaspoons of sugar in ONE CAN of soda? I’m not gonna drink it anymore” and didn’t until I started this stupid diet. The only liquid you’re allowed to have is water, black tea/black coffee and diet anything, so I’m on diet Vanilla Coke right now.
Re guys, to quote Happy Bunny, “I love boys. They’re stupid.” “Boys lie and kind of stink.”
Thanks!
Is it possible for you to e-mail this diet? :o) I’ve been curious since you started!