So apparently, this woman (no one I’ve met) has a crush on one of the guys I know, and the guy knows about it because word came back to him that this woman was saying stuff like, “If I was an ice cream cone, I’d want him to lick me like this and this…” (I know, ew ew ew)

While the guy was telling another male friend of mine about the above, I asked, “So what’s she look like? Is she hot?”
The guy responded, “Lemme put it this way. I wouldn’t even touch her ice cream with a ten-foot pole.” The two men started laughing about how they’d only use the pole to knock the ice cream away from her.
My friend, the other guy, said to the 1st guy, “She’s so nasty, I wouldn’t even lick her with your tongue.” More guffawing.

How’s a girl supposed to feel confident with a crowd like this?!