Fri 20 Jan 2006
I was listening to a radio talk show on my drive in to work this morning. The celebrity gossip is that Pamela Anderson is now dating Kanye West. They were out clubbing over the weekend at a celebrity event and at one point, Kanye affectionately rubbed her back. She said to him, “The fun stuff’s in the front.” She is 10 years his senior, and apparently has younger competition. While Pam and Kanye were dancing, Ashley Olsen reached out and pinched his butt.
The very practical on-air male personality said hesitantly, “That was a weird night.” I agree. The celebrity world is so bizarre.
The more flippant female on-air personality asked, “Wait. Who’s Kanye West again?” They told her he’s the guy who sang the song “Gold Digger.” To refresh her recollection, they played the opening of the song.
[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money when I’m in need
Yea she’s a trifflin friend indeed
Oh she’s a gold digga way over town
That digs on me[Chorus:]
(She did me wrong)
Now I ain’t sayin she a gold digger (When I’m need)
But she ain’t messin wit no broke nigga
(She did me wrong)
Now I ain’t sayin she a gold digger (When I’m need)
but she ain’t messin wit no broke nigga
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head get down (I gotta leave)
get down girl go head
The very catchy percussion ending each line doing the boom, boom, ba-boom was still hanging in the air when the female personality said, “Great. I’m seeing Pamela Anderson’s breasts now when I hear this song. Everybody see Pam Anderson’s boobs when ya hear this?” And I did. Gargantuan famous pink vinyl-clad boobs bobbing along to the boom, boom, ba-boom.
I wanna gouge my mental eyes out.
i read that the Star Magazine stated Kanye West was with Fantasia….they became close after there tour together..
i hope its not true
I guess this means that Fantasia’s no match for huge hooters.
I thought it was gouge.
Oops, you’re right! I just automatically typed “gauge” as in a speedometer. My hands bypass my brain sometimes and type the word they’re used to. I often type “waive” instead of “wave” and “threat” instead of “thread,” because of all the times I’ve typed those words in my line of work.
That’s funny. I can see how that can happen. I think the lyrics too are different, most websites say that the chorus has the Ray Charles’ sample as “(she did me wrong)”, but it should be “(she gives me money)”. and also “(I got a need)” instead of “(I gotta leave)”.
If she’s a gold digger, why would she give HIM money?