I was doing a product search for the Mr. Wonderful doll, and I found out that not only are there key chains available for this product, but there’s also a Ms. Wonderful doll! Ms. Wonderful says things like:

* Don’t feel bad honey, I forgot it was our anniversary too!
* You don’t need a glass, just go ahead and drink right out of the carton.
* Your new secretary is cute! I bet she’s smart too!
* Oh… you’re watching a ballgame. Just stay right there on the couch and I’ll whip up some snacks.
* I’ll finish cleaning out the garage honey, your friends are waiting for you to play golf.
* You’re going out with the boys tonight? You’ve worked hard… Enjoy yourself!
* A new reversible drill, oh honey it’s just what I needed!
* Are you sure it’s ok to wash this shirt? You’ve only worn it for a couple of days.
* Don’t worry about taking the trash out. I can use the exercise.
* It really doesn’t matter if you leave the toilet seat up, it makes it easier to clean.
* You’re right, we don’t need directions, maybe you’ll find a short cut.

HAHAHAHA! Mr. Wonderful says things like:

* You take the remote, as long as I’m with you, I don’t care what we watch.
* You’ve been on my mind all day. That’s why I bought you these flowers.
* Why don’t we go the the mall, didn’t you want some shoes?
* You know honey, why don’t you just relax and let me make dinner tonight.
* The ball game is not that important, I’d rather spend time with you.
* You know, I think it’s really important that we talk about our relationship.

And then there are Wonderful Son and Wonderful Daughter. There are no examples of what they say, but I bet it’s something like, “You’re always right, dad. I wish all my friends’ parents were as smart as you and mom.” Or, “I cleaned my room early today, so with the extra time I’m going to straighten up the living room.” “I’m sorry I got an A on the test. I’ll try harder for an A+ next time.” “Dad, may I interview you when you have some time? I’m writing an assignment about the hero in my life.” “Why don’t you and mom go out for dinner tonight? I’ll babysit my kid brother tonight.”