Sat 18 Feb 2006
I’m not at liberty to tell you HOW, but I saw my first gay porn this morning. I was so excited! (Not in the sexual sense, in the 6-year-old-going-to-Disneyland sense.) I’d been wanting to watch a gay porno ever since I watched Grace (of “Will & Grace”) yell out while watching TV with Jack, “Gay porn is SO HOT!!!”
At first I was like, “This isn’t that different from straight porn.” And then the camera panned out beyond just the point of penetration. And now I know how gay porn is so hot. The men are FKING HOT!! We’re talking hard bodies, cut-up pectorals, biceps, triceps, deltoids, six-pack, gluteous maximus, hamstrings, quads. Caressing each other. These guys put WORK into their bodies. And their faces are better to look at than the men in straight porn. Definitely prettier eyebrows. The straight porn guys are pale, lanky, greasy, long-haired men that you wouldn’t touch in a bar with somebody else’s ten-foot pole.
All the good men ARE gay. Damn it.
Uh, with utter exception to Mr. W. He’s thus far denied being gay.
Nice.
I watched one once a long time ago… I then scratched it off my ‘things to see before I die’ list.
They were yummy snacks, but you still can’t get it out of your head that they touch other men’s stuff.
Yeah. That’s why I had to write up there “caressing each other.” Cuz even while being impressed by their bodies, I couldn’t get it out of my head that they were “caressing each other.”
hey…since i don’t see you online…figured this was the easiest way to contact you. interested in running the san diego rock n roll marathon? sign up! cheryl and i are in training mode and ready to run!
Hi Greg! When’s the marathon? I think another friend of mine’s running a SD marathon for a medical cause. Not sure if it’s the same one.
it’s 06/04. still running? come on out!
I’m still running here and there, but not training for a marathon. I’m not sure if I can train up that high in such a short amount of time. I don’t have a lot of time to train, either, because I’m doing jujitsu 6:30-8:30 on the weekdays. =(
Great, now the whole world can witness me being a weenie.