I think all my prayers are working! I’m finally bleeding, and here’s what my horoscope for today says:

The Bottom Line
Kudos for your attitude — all your perseverance is paying off. Get ready to relax.

In Detail
If you feel like you’ve been through an emotional wringer, take heart — you’re due for a break soon. Your exceptional attitude has made everything go much more smoothly than it could have, so good for you! Tempers are cooling, fortunes are turning and you are set for a traveling opportunity. You will be able to learn more about a culture you’ve always been curious about. Fill today with exploration and feed your curiosity. It will relax your heart and still stimulate your mind.