At Jordan’s request, here’s a photo of me in the tiara that I was vacuuming in a couple of nights ago. This photo is from my surprise birthday party thrown by my coworkers.
Note the empty seat next to me.  I still mourn about that, awww...
They ACTUALLY put 30 candles on the cake. Took me 2 breaths to blow ’em out.
Photo courtesy of coworker Sandy.