The 88 prospective jurors today are way whinier than our remarkably cooperative 91 jurors last Monday. Monday’s panels were so great that we already swore in 12, we just need to find our 3 alternates from that panel. Today, instead of 90, we started with 85 because some just failed to appear, and others whined their way out with doctor’s notes claiming anxiety, and get this, “cough and headache.” One elderly juror just announced that she was here on trial 3 years ago before us on another case. “How’d I do?” my judge asked her. “Very well,” she replied cordially. “Thank you. That’s the right answer,” my judge said to the laughter of the courtroom.

Despite my grumbling about certain aspects of this job, it’s interesting when I consider how badly I really, truly wanted this job before it was mine. Weren’t we all like that? All of us who complain about coming to work in the mornings, who gripe about a day “ruined” by having to get up too early to sit in a cubicle/office/courtroom or to visit clients on the field, didn’t we all at one point beg the stars audibly or inaudibly, “Please, please PLEASE lemme get this job! Please like me after the interview! Please give me a call-back! I am SO RIGHT for this job, I SO WANT this job!” ?

Funny, ain’t it?