Me: *outside, waiting for Mr. W*
Me: *still waiting for Mr. W*
Me: *checking watch*
Me: *looking around, still waiting for Mr. W*
Me: *FINALLY seeing Mr. W walking briskly toward me*
Mr. W: Hi!
Me: This is you. *pointing my index finger at him, slowly bringing it closer and closer to him, until my fingertip makes contact with his arm. Then I push it a little harder.*
Mr. W: Ow. What’s that mean?
Me: You’re a slowpoke.