Me: how’s this for my xmas cards?

Josh: haha. I’m sure your mom would love it!
Me: who mails their mom an xmas card? I see her every weekend.
Josh: oh ok. what’s the title for the card?
Me: “xmas tree with moon”?
Josh: yeah but if it was a moon, then you need to drop your pants.
Me: “hidden moon and xmas tree”?
Josh: oh ok better