Sun 14 Jan 2007
As If We Need Another Reason to Feel Bad About Our Bulge
Posted by cindy under Health & Body , Mental States at 12:52 am[14] Comments
I heard on a local radio show on Friday that a private survey shows that more American men would rather have sex with a post-operative transvestite than with an obese woman. Then male callers called in and it was pretty well split down the middle on where they stand. The ones who say they’d rather have a one-night stand with a transgender says at least the transgenders are totally hot and they now have female parts (altho artificially created), but that obese women just visually turns them off. The ones who’d take the obese woman said that they’d be confused sexual-orientation-wise if they slept with someone born biologically male, and even tho the obese female is not as aesthetically pleasing as a hot “transie,” at least she’s a woman. And then there are the callers who say they had sexual experiences with these transies and they are hotter than most normal women, and until told, they really couldn’t tell that these women were once men. I will admit that there are transsexual women out there who are able to make themselves up to be way hotter than I can ever hope to look, even with professional makeup. Plus they have that great male metabolism. Another factor both sides of the men mentioned is how much crap their buddies would give them for having sex with one or the other. One caller said if you put an incredibly hot transie next to a fat Rosie O’Donnell and tell a man he has to pick one for a one-nighter, his pals will understand that he picks the transie once they see the two options. The radio personalities then said, “There are overweight women listening to this right now who want to kill themselves knowing that men would rather have sex with a biological male than have sex with them, cuz they’re fat.” Ick.
I have male readers, don’t I? Where do you guys stand on this? Girls? How do you feel about the survey that concludes more men would take a pretty ex-boy over an overweight you? (Mr. W feels that society today is more forgiving if he has sex with a fat girl than with a transgender.)
First of all, don’t kiss and tell and no one will even KNOW which you slept with. BUT that’s not our point here, is it?
If the situation were reversed I’d probably pick the transie former female over the overweight male. But that’s not the point here either.
Given the scenario of Rosie vs former male I can see why they would pick transie too. Although did you see the episode of Nip/Tuck last season where Rosie pays the hot surgeon to have sex with her? It actually showed dude on top of her going at it. Straying from the point once again.
Fat is never attractive, especially for one night and not getting to KNOW the person first. That’s my conclusion.
Well, I dunno. A fattie or a trannie? I have to admit, in moments of weakness, there have been a fattie story or two, but I can’t imagine a situation where I’d be three sheets to the wind and think “Man, I don’t care if she was born with a sausage, I’m gonna tap that trannie shit.” Sorry for the profanity, but that was drunkard speech. As for the Rosie/Trannie question, I hate to say it, but fat lesbian in one hand, hot trannie in the other? I’d probably have to go with the post op and ignore the hair on his/her face.
Heh, two for two against fat women. Lucky for Bat, once the transgender is post-op, he’d already been taking hormones and living as a woman for YEARS before the operation, so the amount of facial hair is likely minimal.
I would definitely pick the fat woman over a post op trannie. You can always stick a fat woman on the treadmill, but the trannie will forever be a guy. There is almost always some sort of thing that gives a post op trannie away, which just makes me shudder if I woke up next to one. But yah, there are a couple that you just can’t tell, and look gorgeous made up (seen a couple in thailand).
You guys seriously crack me up.. first Batty with his “sausage” statement and then TT James with his “you can always stick a fat woman on a treadmill”. Thanks for the laughs so early boys. In my mind I’d constantly be thinking “this was a man or a woman once” and probably be ill. But a fat man would make me ill also… is there another choice for abstinence or anything involving batteries?
LOL Jordan–got rechargable batteries right here!!
she needs 4 D-sized batteries. 🙂
A guy doing a chick, that used to be a guy… All I have to say is EHWWW!
haha @ Vanessa
D-sized? Dang!!!
D-sized? I didn’t know mag-lite made vibrators!
forget batteries.. I need something that requires plugging into a wall… or runs off a car battery. haha…
…or its own generator. Works great when you’re camping, cuz people don’t question the generator as much.
Hey, guys…it’s trans women, not trannie, etc. The right pronoun is SHE not he.
Get a clue! Only losers and the uninformed think we’re men.