Wed 24 Jan 2007
I heard this on the radio news but didn’t hear the location and the arrest date because I wasn’t paying attention until a few key words entered my ears. You’ll see…
A 33 year-old man was found naked, laying on a tree stump, masturbating just off a nature trail. He was arrested for indecent exposure. Shortly after he was confronted by the authorities, they also charged him with possession of a concealed weapon, because he had a 6-inch (or maybe longer, I wasn’t sure I heard it right) metal ice pick, covered in duct tape, inside his rectum.
It’d never occurred to me to get off on that. “I can do it in public…ooh! The danger of being caught…ooooh! And to be completely naked so that if I were seen, there’d be no getting away or an excuse that I was just taking an emergency pee break…ooooh! And I’ll put an ICE PICK up my ASS! ooOOOooOOOohhh!!!
well then let’s take that another direction and add live gerbils and a plastic tube to the picture.
That’s just gross.
I don’t think Richard Gere is only 33.
well.. he has relatives. *blink*
I don’t think you are too conservative, just really smart. Who sticks a knife up their butt? What if the blade comes through with the friction? OUCH! Has this person never heard on toys, finger, something less sharp!
Jordan – that’s a…point.
Vanessa – how about cheddar? You can get cheddar that isn’t too sharp. And it’d smell the same going in as coming back out.
just one?
Yes. The point is that he has relatives.
As long as you don’t eat it after using it, I think it will work.
Gross… I got a mental picture. I am gagging at the thought of it.
Oh can I xray it???? KOOL BEANS!!!
WACK-O JACK-O! Pardon the pun
Isn’t Wacko Jacko the nickname of Michael Jackson?
I don’t know how well cheese shows up in an x-ray…but an ICE PICK, now that one you’d be showing the staff and talking about for years.