Sun 11 Mar 2007
I have a whole new living room! I took my parents’ leather couch and loveseat and rearranged my living room to accomodate them. Then we dropped off my old couch at Goodwill where I picked up a tax deduction. I really like my house now. It feels new and fresh and has great new seating areas.
Mom: I like your haircut. It’s a good look for you.
Me: This haircut cost me fourteen dollars.
Mom: *thoughtful pause as she studies me* It’s worth it.
Haha, Asian moms.
Oh yeah. I thought about hiding the pornos before the ‘rents came in. But I figured, eh, they’re on the DVD tower thingie along with a ton of other DVDs. (That’s part of the beauty of being a bachelor[ette]. Porn on display with all the other wares.) What’re the chances they’re gonna look, anyway? It’s behind the front door when I leave it open, and we’re gonna be busy moving furniture. Go figure, I’m in the foyer vacuuming and then I hear from the living room my mom’s voice: “Ooh, Cindy has lots of movies! I didn’t know she has so many movies! We can borrow some from her.” She must’ve spent like 10 minutes looking through the titles as I panicked internally in my own head. I made irrelevant comments to try to deter her from the movies, but alas, she could not be distracted. I hoped that she wouldn’t figure out how to rotate the DVDs as the porn section was on the lower part that’s against the wall. All I know is that she never said anything, but did abruptly stop looking and then walked away without another comment about borrowing movies or anything relating to her movie hunt. =/
LOL That’s hilarious!! There’s no way I could have chanced it. Maybe your mom is oblivious to such and didn’t recognize “Juicy Buns” as porn, rather Cindy’s workout DVD’s!!!
Oh that was great! Since I was raised by a guy, bumping into a magazine or two in the bathroom was normal. I think if the tables were turned, my Dad would have freaked for a second and then made fun of me and brought it up during a family function.
Wow, your tower was expensive! I remember trying to work it and it rotated and I couldn’t figure out how I got it to work.
Flat Coke – It’s not so much the titles as the cover photos I’m scared about. There’s just no way to explain what else the woman could be doing on her knees in front of a naked man. Or why the two pretty women are naked and hugging each other.
Vanessa – The dial rotates the DVDs but it’s plugged into a socket that needs to be turned on by the wall switch first.
Hey!!! Maybe you just found the solution on how to prevent people from borrowing DVDs! If I intermix porn with all my DVDs maybe they’ll walk away just like your mom did!
Hmmmmm… on second thought knowing my friends they will probably borrow all the porn DVDs too.
James, try it and let me know.
Yeah James, try that and let me know how it works out for ya!!!
I’m going to have to buy a whole lot more porn to have enough to intermix with my DVDs! Hmmm maybe thats not such a bad idea.
OR.. just make porn case holders for your regular cds. Only you know what’s really in there. wait… on second thought.. make LITTLE House on the Prairie covers for your porn… WHO would want to borrow those?
Or you can do what Mr. W does – label all the porn CDs “Utilities.” Yeah, I’ll bet he utilizes them. heh, heh.
testing. (I just realized that I didn’t adjust the blog to daylight savings. How embarrassing.)
Dang! I’m not the only one that labels porn CDs utilities?? ooops.. I need to come up with a new name.