Phone: ring, ring.
Cindy: *whispering* Department E.
Mr. W: Oh, you’re still messing around over there?
Cindy: *whispering* I’m not messing around! We’re still on the record in trial. I’m working. There’s a difference.
Mr. W: I’m about to go home. You coming over right after you get out?
Cindy: *pause*
Mr. W: Hello? Are you coming over?
Cindy: *whispering* Actually, I was gonna go home, even tho I have no reason to…
Mr. W: You have no reason to go home, or no reason to come over?
Cindy: *whispering* Well, both. ha, ha.
Mr. W: I’m not enough of a reason?
Cindy: *whispering* A Riesen is a candy caramel coated with chocolate.
Mr. W: Oh. Well, I can stop by Rite-Aid and get a bag of Riesens. And then I can give them to you, and that way you’ll have a whole bunch of Riesens. But you’ll have to come here to get ’em.
Cindy: *giggling* So you’ll give me lots of Riesens to go over there? *looking up in alarm* *whispering* Oops.
Mr. W: *laughing* Yeah. I’ll see you over here.
Cindy: *whispering* Okay.